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Kill Cows, not Cars

Ah, the foolishness continues regarding Global Warming.   Not even a Scandinavian Moose is safe!  You can read about it here: 

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,501145,00.html

Apparently when these creatures let out some gas, over the period of a year it is the equivalent of a car driving about 8,000 miles.  Most people probably drive twice that much in their cars per year granted, but that’s not the point.  The point is that Moose, and Cows (which similarly put out a lot of methane, which is supposedly worse than Carbon) were here for years and years before cars were. 

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What’s next – start giving emissions tests to these animals?  If they fail, we can kill and eat them – or wait – then PETA will get upset.  Maybe we need to all just ditch our cars and go find ourselves a good moose or cow for transportation.  But that would probably still be considered cruelty to animals.  Plus, trashing that many cars would really take up precious landfill space.  What’s a tree hugger to do?

One Response to “Kill Cows, not Cars”

  1. The foolishness, ~does~ continue. When you do the math and actually compare the output of these animals to that of cars, you’ll discover an astronomic multiple on how much more the CO2 emissions of our vehicles is than that of the natural ecosystem.


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